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Down, down, down, down, down, down.

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Damn.

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Mosquitoes are crazy.

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Yeah, now you gotta worry about West
Nile, Snuffleupagus, Zika, Malaria.

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Next you're gonna be saying fucking
mosquito periods.

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You have a snake?

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Uh, no.

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The T-bones?

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Yeah. I didn't bring, I brought
Porterhouse.

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No, the sticks for the... Oh, I'm
hungry.

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They're in the supply box.

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It ain't too windy anyways, man. We got
canopy cover. This thing ain't going

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nowhere.

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Looks good.

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Tenth year in a row we're out here, man.

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You've missed every one prior.

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Yeah, well, it's a little hard to get
off work, you know.

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The kids and everything.

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Yeah, but I don't know how you let your
daughter come out here and you don't

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come with her.

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That's what I have you for.

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Where are they at?

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Does she know how to get here? Of
course, man.

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Like I said, she's been here ten years
in a row. You've never been once.

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She's got it, bro.

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And she's with my daughter, too, so they
got it.

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Boy. Man.

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What?

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Taking a break on me already?

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Yeah, man, everything looks good
already. I'm waiting for them to bring

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that stuff.

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You sparking the grill or what?

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I'm on it.

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Let me take a little break, man. It's
getting hot out here.

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Some mosquitoes are killing me.

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You sleeping in that one?

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No, that's yours.

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No, it's not.

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That's the rookie's tent, bro.

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So how'd you do on the chemistry test?

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It was good. I think I did well.

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Tired as hell.

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Thank you.

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It's nice to be here camping.

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Yeah, it is.

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It's super pretty out here. I know, it's
so beautiful today.

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I'm so excited.

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I just love how green it is.

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I've been camping so long.

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It's been nice. Yeah.

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We've been out here so many times, but
every single time we manage to get lost.

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Hey, Dad?

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Dad?

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Oh,

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hey. Oh, you guys got the pens set up.

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Oh, hey.

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Hey, the fire started. Hey, come on,
man.

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You're calling me a rookie. I got a
lighter right there. You're trying to

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make a lighter with two steaks? You're
going to make it look so easy.

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We got the steaks and stuff.

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Where do you want me to put this? I
know, I'm close. It's getting warm.

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Why don't you spread that out right over
here?

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Oh, it's dirty.

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Yeah.

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Oh, dude, I just sweat on it.

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I got the lighter right there, man. I
was trying to do it the authentic way.

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That's how we do it every year here.

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Well, you got to show me how it's done.
We usually use a bow staff.

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On my day, we used to use a magnifying
glass.

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That'd be great if we didn't have so
much canopy cover.

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It is so hot out.

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I know.

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A little Florida heat.

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So you guys got to show me the ropes.
What do you guys do out here? This is

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it?

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For the most part, cook some food. We
can go fishing. We have a fishing pole.

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It's just really relaxing.

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Yeah, it's nice.

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Lounge around.

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Yep.

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It's wonderful.

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Very nice out here.

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So what are you wearing for prom?

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I don't know if I'm going.

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I don't have a date.

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You better not have a date.

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And you better not have your cell phone
either.

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I didn't bring it.

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You know what we talked about. No
technology on this trip.

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Yeah, I know.

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I know.

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You guys are such a dick. You won't let
me bring my phone out here. Hey, I heard

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that.

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I think this is a big deal.

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Like, it's just a phone.

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It's not like I'm going to be on it all
the time.

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Well, like, you need to check everything
for, like, school or, like, just hanging

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out with other people. Yeah, like
homework or something.

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Like, what if my teacher emails me, you
know? And then, like, you have a report

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due on Monday.

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Dad, when do you get to bring your
phone?

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I paid for this trip.

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Paying for this trip now, paying for
your school and your car and your cell

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phone. I just don't do a big deal.

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I mean, you're on yours.

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I'm taking care of business.

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Okay. Hey, don't talk back.

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All right? Mind your elders.

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Sorry.

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Thank you.

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Hey.

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You need to show some respect. We'll go
home right now.

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I like his style.

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I am showing respect, Dad.

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So why don't you girls just, like, get
your bags, put the food and all that

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stuff away in your tent.

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The food in the tent?

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Yeah. Put it away. It doesn't need to be
sitting out here.

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Florida brown bear has a sense of smell
a hundred times greater than that of a

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human. You want to put that next to your
daughter in a tent?

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I didn't really think of it like that,
but yeah. Keep it off the campsite in a

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sealed cooler. Come on, man.

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I know it's your first time, but...

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Common sense.

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You watch too much TV.

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I've done this too many times and I've
had too many close encounters.

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I know we want to be close with nature
and all that, but not too close.

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I get it. Well, put it away. It doesn't
need to be sitting out over there. Yeah,

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I don't want it to get hot. The flies
are going to get on it.

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How far do you want it to step away?

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You've been with us many times.

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It's 100 yards outside the campground.

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Thank you.

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You got to be on them. You got to be on
them. I mean, I don't know what's up

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with these girls, man.

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They boss us around so much. I know.

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They just want to come out here and
chill, and they're always telling us

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what to do. Yeah.

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It's not even like a bear is around in
this area.

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I have never seen a bear. I know.

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I've heard of a bear being around here.

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I don't even think they live here.

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Next time we're going to build a
lean-to.

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We're going to get rid of these tents.

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That's how the natives did it.

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That's how we should do it. Get in touch
with our roots.

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It's a real simple philosophy.

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Smaller than an A-frame, but it sheds
water better.

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Will you show me?

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Like so.

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So let's say you got yourself a

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nice sturdy oak right here. With a
low-lying cross branch.

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So what you do is you line your branches
up against here.

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So I made another stick like that.

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And then you grab palm fronds and lay
them on top and you thatch it like this.

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And you sleep under here.

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It's a lean-to.

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And we're going to build one? Next year.
I don't think we can fit in that. Next

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year. We're going to do it. Not this
year. We brought tents this year. You're

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like a real bush craftsman, huh?

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It's, you know.

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If he can't make fire with it, he might
as well do something.

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I'll do stick diagrams, I guess.

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You're supposed to show me how it's
done.

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Next year.

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All right. I mean, I've got to introduce
you slowly.

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Or we could just use the lighter.

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I'm not trying to build a fire anymore.
I'm showing you what we're going to

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sleep in next year. Oh, well.

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In that case, next year I'll bring my
tent.

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Mr. Wallace, you've taught me so much.

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That's good. Teach your dad now.

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I don't know if he'll understand. He's a
noob out here. Yeah, I know.

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There's a certain way you've got to lay
the leaves too so that they shed water

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better. If you go upside down, then
you're just going to get drunk.

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You don't want that, especially out
here.

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Not for 14 days, you know.

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It'll be a wet fortnight, that's for
sure.

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Does your dad always like that?

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Fucking Mr. Twigs over there?

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Not always, but a lot of the time.

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He likes camping. He's a real outdoorsy
man.

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I can tell. He's become a real Ranger
Joe.

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He's got to come out with you guys more
often. There's no, like, bathroom around

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here? No, you just go, you know, pee
behind a tree or something.

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What do you like, man?

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I mean, you can bring toilet paper.

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It's not that hard to bring with you. I
didn't think that far ahead. You can use

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a leaf if you want. Just don't pick a
poison ivy.

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Hey, guys, can you show them where the
restroom is? It needs to wash up a bit.

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Come on, Jimbo.

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You serious now?

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Well, I mean, I was just kind of
actually curious about how you're going

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to make your daughter wipe with one of
these leaves.

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There's a banana tree not 20 yards south
of the camp.

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Come on. So what's with the banana tree?
You could bite the banana leaves? Banana

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leaves are useful for a lot of things,
actually. It's very gentle.

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Exactly.

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Almost like double pie.

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Two pie?

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Better than two pie.

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Okay.

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You're going to have to try that out.

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Oh, yeah? You got the rumbles and the
jumbles?

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A little bit. I don't know. I'm a little
nervous about this. I hear all these

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little noises in this jungle.

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We are not the only ones here.

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No. I mean... You know, Jim, you're
vastly different from your daughter.

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Your daughter gets it.

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She's been coming out here for ten years
now.

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She can rough it.

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You need to take after her as opposed to
her taking after you.

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Well, she's always been more of a nature
girl, you know? Yeah. She likes trees

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and nature and, you know, that's her
thing.

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I'd rather be on my couch right now with
a beer.

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A beer would be nice right now.

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You can't drink.

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I know.

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You better not be drinking at those
parties you go to. I'm not.

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It goes for you, too.

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I don't know. We keep an eye on you. I
don't drink.

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I'm so glad you're out here. It's
usually just the three of us.

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You should come all the way out there.

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Maybe I will. Yeah.

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I got this on the little tent, by the
way.

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On the little tent? It's cozy in there.

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Yeah, do you want to go in there? Yeah,
let's go check it out. There's a lot

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going on.

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This here tree is the Florida Point
Sienna.

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This is a nice little sleepy bag.
Indigenous to these areas.

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You can tell by the red flowers.

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You can flower all year round, actually.

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You're full of shit.

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How the fuck do you even know that?

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Well, a lot of people confuse the name
Point Sienna and Poinsettia, like the

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Christmas flower. Yeah. So it's easy to
remember on that train of thought. The

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Point Sienna, not the Poinsettia. And
red flowers, much like the Christmas.

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I'm fucking with you, man. Come on, bro.
Lighten up. Oh, man. Are you fucking

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kidding me? Speaking of that beer, man,
where's the cooler at? You bring the

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cooler? Yeah, let me go grab that.

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All right.

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I'm with you, too. Let these girls talk.

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It felt amazing.

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Everything about it was perfect.

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My dad doesn't know it all. It's fucking
annoying.

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He pisses me off sometimes.

247
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,040
Well, he does know it all.

248
00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:38,720
Yeah, but it's just the way he talks
about it.

249
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,700
Well, he's really, really smart.

250
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I like your dad. He's so nice.

251
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He can be pretty annoying, though. He
talks like... He just doesn't want to be

252
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here.

253
00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:58,860
Well, I mean, it's his first time
camping, so maybe he'll get used to it.

254
00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:03,160
Well, I just wish he was, like, more
supportive of, like, me being out here

255
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with, like, you guys.

256
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:09,320
But this is, like, his first time out, I
guess. He's just experiencing new

257
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things. Yeah, my dad makes me go camping
all the time. I mean, like, sometimes

258
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it's fun, but sometimes it's, like...
Yeah, like, you just want to stay home

259
00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:21,240
sometimes. And, like, because you can't
work on anything out here.

260
00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,410
Man, this is really nice out here.

261
00:12:26,210 --> 00:12:27,510
Hey, you think I could talk to you for a
second?

262
00:12:28,730 --> 00:12:31,590
Yeah. I just want you to know that I
really appreciate you, you know, taking

263
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my daughter out here and, you know, the
past couple of years. I know I can't

264
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really be here all the time, but I
appreciate it. I really do. No, hey, no

265
00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:41,070
problem. Glad you finally made it out
here with us, man.

266
00:12:41,650 --> 00:12:42,830
She looks good, doesn't she?

267
00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:44,570
Huh?

268
00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:46,030
Oh, yeah, yeah. She's a good girl.

269
00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:49,270
No, I mean, she looks good, though.
She's a hottie, right?

270
00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:54,070
I'll meet you at camp.

271
00:12:54,430 --> 00:12:58,550
What? I mean, hey, for real, put that
down. I want to talk to you. Listen,

272
00:12:58,630 --> 00:12:59,630
seriously.

273
00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:07,070
I kind of didn't want to tell you this,
but I found her journal.

274
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She's kind of grown quite fond of you,
you know, the past couple of times

275
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you've taken her out.

276
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She wants you, Sean. I can't make that
up.

277
00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:21,090
I mean, it's like she's known you for
years.

278
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Like, I've known your daughter.

279
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:26,870
I mean, it was in her journal. Like,
she's thought about you sexually.

280
00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:29,170
Are you kidding me?

281
00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:34,810
I mean, she's young, you know? You know
how young girls, they kind of get their

282
00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:38,310
hormones and... What are you getting at,
man?

283
00:13:39,530 --> 00:13:42,330
Well, I kind of think that, you know,
they're a little comfortable right now.

284
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And, you know, they're... You might
actually have a chance if you just think

285
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all we got to do is make her... With
your daughter?

286
00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:52,790
I mean, she's thought about you
sexually.

287
00:13:53,690 --> 00:13:55,550
I think all we got to do is make a move.

288
00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:58,050
I mean, they're pretty comfortable right
now.

289
00:13:58,570 --> 00:13:59,570
On each other's daughters?

290
00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:03,090
Well, I mean, you don't really got to
look if you don't want to.

291
00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:08,410
But I think they're into it.

292
00:14:09,270 --> 00:14:10,670
And I mean, I know she's into you.

293
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:13,830
Let's do it. I mean, you're cool with it
too?

294
00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:15,850
Like with me?

295
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,330
Are we going to do it or no?

296
00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:21,230
Are we doing it or no?

297
00:14:21,970 --> 00:14:22,970
I'm ready.

298
00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:30,650
About time.

299
00:14:34,970 --> 00:14:35,970
Let's do this.

300
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,790
Can I have a beer?

301
00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:43,890
Oh, hey, in a few more years you can.

302
00:14:44,870 --> 00:14:49,650
But, um, I want to show you how to start
a fire.

303
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:51,060
Really?

304
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:55,740
Do some fishing and then build a lean-to
like I was showing you.

305
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,080
Okay.

306
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,400
So what are you ladies talking about?

307
00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:09,140
Nothing, just school and stuff.

308
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,720
Yeah? You know, just being a good girl.

309
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:14,520
That's good.

310
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:16,780
Oh, my gosh.

311
00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:18,160
Are you having fun camping?

312
00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:21,260
I like it. It's pretty cool. I just kind
of wish there was a bathroom.

313
00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:23,640
You'll get used to it.

314
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:28,420
What? It's cool.

315
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:33,420
I know you're cool. And your dad doesn't
care. Trust me. You sure? You're not

316
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:36,500
like, he didn't tell you to do this? No,
no.

317
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,260
I'm not cutting you out. I'm not cutting
you out.

318
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,340
No, you look really beautiful.

319
00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:46,909
Thank you.

320
00:15:46,910 --> 00:15:49,130
You know you look pretty sexy smoking
that cigarette.

321
00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:50,550
What?

322
00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:54,090
He can't hear.

323
00:15:55,190 --> 00:15:56,950
I really think you're beautiful.

324
00:15:57,550 --> 00:16:00,030
Thank you, but I don't think you're
supposed to say that.

325
00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:03,650
Well, it's good to give compliments
every once in a while.

326
00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:05,330
Yeah, I guess.

327
00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:11,310
I kind of seen you looking at me before
when you were sitting on the blanket.

328
00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:12,550
No, I wasn't.

329
00:16:13,210 --> 00:16:15,070
You know the little journal that she
keeps around?

330
00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:21,950
Yeah? What about it? Well, I kind of
found out that she's kind of got a crush

331
00:16:21,950 --> 00:16:22,749
on your dad.

332
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,010
You guys read her journal?

333
00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:30,070
I didn't want to, but then, you know,
when I started seeing how, you know, her

334
00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:34,350
sexual fantasies about the father, I
kind of got a little bit curious.

335
00:16:35,490 --> 00:16:39,670
And I know that can be kind of normal
sometimes for teens, and I kind of know

336
00:16:39,670 --> 00:16:41,930
that, you know, you...

337
00:16:43,530 --> 00:16:45,110
You feel some kind of way towards me.

338
00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:47,750
She wrote about that?

339
00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:50,390
No, she didn't, but you just confessed.

340
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:56,490
I mean, it's cool, though. It's cool.
Listen, me and your dad, we worked

341
00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:57,570
something out.

342
00:16:58,010 --> 00:17:02,430
We made a little deal with each other,
and we're all going to have fun.

343
00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:04,990
It's going to be a good trip. What kind
of deal?

344
00:17:07,349 --> 00:17:10,490
Well, let's just say we're going to have
fun.

345
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,859
It might get a little wet during dry
season.

346
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,400
Are you serious?

347
00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:25,280
Yeah, I mean, you get what I'm trying to
say, right?

348
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,820
I shouldn't be doing this. You're my
best friend's dad.

349
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,560
Listen, we made a deal. It's okay.

350
00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:47,070
Yeah, there you go. Nice big one.

351
00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:50,210
We don't want the fire to last them ten
minutes.

352
00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:57,870
Now throw them.

353
00:17:58,210 --> 00:17:58,949
Throw them?

354
00:17:58,950 --> 00:17:59,950
Yeah.

355
00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:02,510
There you go. Perfect. That's right
where they belong.

356
00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:04,830
What? Yeah.

357
00:18:07,490 --> 00:18:08,490
But my dad.

358
00:18:09,730 --> 00:18:10,730
Your dad what?

359
00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:13,030
He's right over there. That's all right.

360
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,720
So I read your diary.

361
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:25,500
No, seriously, I mean, after I read it,
I find it quite appealing.

362
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:27,880
Did you? Yeah.

363
00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:29,260
What'd you like about it?

364
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:30,660
Everything.

365
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,840
Everything? Yeah.

366
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,800
Like what?

367
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:43,120
About the part how you've been looking
at me in that way for quite some time.

368
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:45,790
Um... How come you didn't say anything?

369
00:18:46,910 --> 00:18:48,390
Because you're my best friend's dad.

370
00:18:48,790 --> 00:18:51,990
Well, that's all right. She seems to be
doing just fine on her own. What do you

371
00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:52,990
mean?

372
00:18:53,930 --> 00:18:55,610
Me and your dad worked out a deal. Come
here.

373
00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:00,350
What are you doing?

374
00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:03,830
I told you me and your dad worked out a
deal. I read your diary. Come on.

375
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,200
Thank you.

376
00:20:05,390 --> 00:20:06,470
Ever been with an older man?

377
00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:07,870
No.

378
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,410
Oh, yeah.

379
00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:20,770
Oh, shit.

380
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:26,890
Oh.

381
00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:34,510
Oh, fuck my dick.

382
00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:31,660
Whoa, what the fuck's going on here?

383
00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:35,380
No, I'm kidding. Come on. Come on. Come
on.

384
00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:37,860
I thought we had a deal. Yeah, we did.
We did.

385
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,140
Oh, my God. I just saw my dad.

386
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,120
Oh, my God.

387
00:22:03,659 --> 00:22:06,460
I'm sorry.

388
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:11,160
I'm sorry.

389
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:20,680
Yeah. That's all right. That's all
right.

390
00:23:49,580 --> 00:23:50,580
Thank you.

391
00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:39,250
Thank you.

392
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:28,440
Fucking pussy.

393
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,740
Oh.

394
00:30:39,980 --> 00:30:40,980
that deck.

395
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,000
Man, look at me with those beautiful
eyes when you suck my dick.

396
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:24,580
Oh, yes.

397
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,900
Honey, get your foot out of my face.

398
00:35:33,709 --> 00:35:34,810
Are you gonna come?

399
00:35:35,150 --> 00:35:36,430
Yeah, you want me to come? Yeah.

400
00:35:37,490 --> 00:35:38,730
Oh fuck, I'm gonna come.

401
00:35:49,279 --> 00:35:51,740
Are you going to come? Oh, fuck, yeah,
I'm going to come right now.

402
00:35:54,660 --> 00:36:01,100
Oh, fuck.

403
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:03,520
Oh, shit.

404
00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:07,840
Oh, fuck, yes.

405
00:36:20,330 --> 00:36:21,450
Your daughter is wild.

406
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:02,460
That was the best camping trip ever.
Jesus Christ.